We’re reaching the end of the line before the test. Finish strong by doing some reviews and checking out the review material online.

Multiple Choice Reviews

  • Saturday, 5 p.m.
  • Monday in class
  • Tuesday, 7 p.m.

Essays

  • Louv Analysis Essay (due Monday in class)
  • Full, 3 Essay Practice Session (Sunday, 1:00 p.m.)

Review Materials

Instructions

Give yourself about 5-7 minutes for each of these. In that time, develop and write your intro and thesis statement. I will post more here if you are interested in doing them.

Prompt 1

In his 2004 book, Status Anxiety, Alain de Botton argues that the chief aim of humorists is not merely to entertain but “to convey with impunity messages that might be dangerous or impossible to state directly.” Think about the implications of de Botton’s view of the role of humorists (cartoonists, stand-up comics, satirical writers, hosts of television programs, etc.). Then write an essay that defends, challenges, or qualifies de Botton’s claim.

Prompt 2

In his famous “Vast Wasteland” address to the National Association of Broadcaster in May of 1961, Newton Minow, the Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, spoke about the power of television to influence the taste, knowledge, and opinions of its viewers around the world. Carefully read the following, paying close attention to how timely it is today, especially in light of the worldwide Internet.

Minow ended his speech warning that “The power of instantaneous sight and sound is without precedent in mankind’s history. This is an awesome power. It has limitless capabilities for good—and for evil. And it carries with it awesome responsibilities—responsibilities which you and [the government] cannot escape…”

Using your own knowledge and your own experiences or reading, write a carefully constructed essay that defends, challenges, or qualifies Minow’s ideas.

Prompt 3

Former Vice President Al Gore argued that “we are monumentally distracted by a pervasive technological culture that appears to have a life of its own, one that insists on our full attention, continually seducing us and pulling us away from the opportunity to experience directly the true meaning of our own lives.”

Using your own knowledge, experience, or reading, defend, refute or qualify Gore’s assertion.

We will have four ACT review sessions over break. Each will be about one and one half hours long and will cover new material—so you can come to all four, because who doesn’t want to do that?

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1: 7:00 p.m.
THURSDAY, APRIL 2: 4:00 p.m. (CANCELLED: Let me know if you want me to add a session)
SUNDAY, APRIL 5: 3:00 p.m.
MONDAY, APRIL 6: 7:00 p.m.

The reviews will be in Room 14, and the history hall door will be open. Please plan to arrive on time so we can begin promptly.

 

All revisions are due Friday in class this week. Your second Lincoln drafts should reflect the comments in the revision guide located here and have the first draft stapled below the revised version. We will go over the Lincoln essay briefly in class on Wednesday, so please bring your essay, the revision guide, and prompt to class.

If you decide to revise Sanders for the fourth time, please make sure your revisions reflect the Sanders revision cheat sheet and have all previous drafts attached to your copy.

 

This week we’ve got art by Caravaggio, news stories about satire and breakfast cereal, a sentence by John Irving, and more. Enjoy!

Sentence of the Week

“I am doomed to remember a boy with a wrecked voice — not because of his voice, or because he was the smallest person I ever knew, or even because he was the instrument of my mother’s death, but because he is the reason I believe in God.”– John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany

Poem of the Week: A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning

As virtuous men pass mildly away,
And whisper to their souls to go,
Whilst some of their sad friends do say,
“Now his breath goes,” and some say, “No.”

So let us melt, and make no noise,
No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move ;
‘Twere profanation of our joys
To tell the laity our love.

Moving of th’ earth brings harms and fears ;
Men reckon what it did, and meant ;

But trepidation of the spheres,
Though greater far, is innocent.

Dull sublunary lovers’ love
—Whose soul is sense—cannot admit
Of absence, ’cause it doth remove
The thing which elemented it.

But we by a love so much refined,
That ourselves know not what it is,
Inter-assurèd of the mind,
Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss.

Our two souls therefore, which are one,
Though I must go, endure not yet
A breach, but an expansion,
Like gold to aery thinness beat.

If they be two, they are two so
As stiff twin compasses are two ;
Thy soul, the fix’d foot, makes no show
To move, but doth, if th’ other do.

And though it in the centre sit,
Yet, when the other far doth roam,
It leans, and hearkens after it,
And grows erect, as that comes home.

Such wilt thou be to me, who must,
Like th’ other foot, obliquely run ;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,
And makes me end where I begun.
–John Donne

Art of the Week

Judith Beheading Holofernes is a work by Caravaggio, painted in 1598-99. The widow Judith first charms the Assyrian general Holofernes, then decapitates him in his tent. The Book of Judith tells how Judith saved her people by seducing and killing Holofernes, the Assyrian general. Judith gets Holofernes drunk, then seizes his sword and decapitates him.

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